Rafael Nadal wore pink booty shorts to a tennis match and instantly broke gay Twitter thanks, Ni

Posted by Lorie Orum on Saturday, April 27, 2024

"Straight men have no need for an absolute dump truck like this," said one severely dehydrated Twitter user.

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by Anonymousreply 106January 30, 2022 3:36 PM

OMG fucking hysterical. Yeah we noticed them, too. He fucking WORE those shorts.

by Anonymousreply 2April 19, 2021 10:26 PM

direct link to ass photo:

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by Anonymousreply 3April 19, 2021 10:26 PM

There have been gay rumours about him for years.

by Anonymousreply 4April 19, 2021 10:28 PM

He looks terrific. I remember him looking great in that Shakira video "Did It Again".

by Anonymousreply 5April 19, 2021 10:28 PM

Fucking stupid booty on him. I’m gonna need a taste to fully evaluate 😩

by Anonymousreply 7April 19, 2021 10:30 PM

Nike says the shorts were made with the “most innovative materials with insights from Nadal to create a piece that’s built to perform at the highest levels of play. The design places breathability and stretch exactly where they’re needed the most.”

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by Anonymousreply 8April 19, 2021 10:31 PM

R7 Sample that shit like you are at Costco!

by Anonymousreply 9April 19, 2021 10:31 PM

MORE SHORT SHORTS PLEASE!

by Anonymousreply 10April 19, 2021 10:31 PM

Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.

by Anonymousreply 13April 19, 2021 10:33 PM

Someone linked to the shorts on Nike's website and if they're the same, it's funny how totally different they look on the model. Nadal must be super muscled up.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 19, 2021 10:38 PM

Hah. Murray could never. I don’t even think Djokovic could pull those off. Kudos for not giving one fuck about outdated norms of masculinity. He looks fantastic for his age, too.

Tennis is still such a fucking pointless sport, though. Sorry, it’s not important unless you’re grasping aspirant upper-middle class elitist Tory scum, and so I don’t care about it. Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.

by Anonymousreply 16April 19, 2021 10:43 PM

it depends which size he wears

by Anonymousreply 17April 19, 2021 10:44 PM

[quote]Or any televised sport via which billionaires launder their stolen money.

Like football.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 19, 2021 10:46 PM

R16 - is there ANY major sport in which billionaires aren't laundering their money? I mean look at the ownership structure and influence when it comes to the owners of major league sports.

by Anonymousreply 20April 19, 2021 10:47 PM

R20 yeah, that’s what I said; tennis is no exception, but people treat it like it’s different or exempt because of the class cachet.

Reading comprehension is fun...

by Anonymousreply 21April 19, 2021 10:50 PM

While they enhance his booty, they are not booty shorts.

They are a huge improvement over the pedal pushers he used to wear when he first started out.

Does he still incessantly pick his ass afer every point?

by Anonymousreply 22April 19, 2021 10:50 PM

It must be an American thing. I am European, French to be precise, and if a guy was training on the court next to mine in a short like the one Nadal has, I wouldn't even give it a second thought.

by Anonymousreply 23April 19, 2021 10:51 PM

A man showing thigh is the new hysteria that a lady showing an ankle used to be. They’re just shorts. Outdated forms of modesty aside, DAMN THAT IS A SWEET ASS.

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2021 11:01 PM

Tennis guys commonly wore short shorts from the late 1970s through about 1990. Nobody would have batted an eye back then. They make have ogled though....

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2021 11:10 PM

They look like the customary soccer short-shorts of the 60s and 70s.

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by Anonymousreply 28April 19, 2021 11:21 PM

To be fair his shorts are probably one size smaller than he should be wearing.

by Anonymousreply 29April 19, 2021 11:22 PM

Still wearing those stupid briefs underneath. No jockstrap or sports thong. Time to man up, Rafa!

by Anonymousreply 30April 19, 2021 11:22 PM

At least half my senior high school gym class wear gym shorts that short in the late seventies

by Anonymousreply 31April 19, 2021 11:23 PM

I don't understand the dump truck comment

by Anonymousreply 32April 19, 2021 11:26 PM

He loves to draw attention to his ass. Who can blame him?

by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2021 11:26 PM

R29, I don’t understand the problem.

by Anonymousreply 34April 19, 2021 11:27 PM

I like the way he fills out those shorts with his massive thighs! Yum!!

by Anonymousreply 35April 19, 2021 11:28 PM

If you got it, flaunt it.

by Anonymousreply 36April 19, 2021 11:40 PM

He probably has to pick at his shorts because his gigantic ass keeps swallowing them up.

Rafa also looks like he has a totally smooth butt, so there's no hair friction to keep his shorts from sticking to his ass. When it gets sweaty, it probably just climbs up on in there.

by Anonymousreply 37April 19, 2021 11:47 PM

My ass puts bums in seats.

by Anonymousreply 38April 19, 2021 11:49 PM

[quote]I don't understand the dump truck comment

He got [bold]ASSSSS FOR DAYZZZZZ[/bold], Rose.

by Anonymousreply 39April 19, 2021 11:52 PM

If you know anything about the men’s tour and their match clothes- you know they are all wearing pink, mauve, pale blue and violet this season- always all new every season and different: marketing. And Rafa is paid millions by Nike to do so-

by Anonymousreply 40April 19, 2021 11:58 PM

I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass. They love showing off their arms.

by Anonymousreply 41April 20, 2021 12:01 AM

I think Rafa is there R41.

by Anonymousreply 42April 20, 2021 12:02 AM

Rafa is a conundrum for me.

I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.

Like if you cover his head in the photo on the left, he would be perfection.

And you take away his body on the photo on the right, and it's a total horror show!

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by Anonymousreply 43April 20, 2021 12:02 AM

R43 Sorry, I always found him good looking, if not conventionally so.

by Anonymousreply 45April 20, 2021 12:05 AM

This is my ex in 1979. Everyone wore these shorts:

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by Anonymousreply 46April 20, 2021 12:08 AM

[quote] I have always found his body to be super hot and sexy, but his face was always a turn off for me.

Same for me.

by Anonymousreply 47April 20, 2021 12:09 AM

[quote] I wish a male sportsman would actually embrace and be proud of having a nice ass

Two words: Anthony Recker.

He plays pro baseball. He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

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by Anonymousreply 48April 20, 2021 12:09 AM

Anthony Recker doesn't only have a big butt, but he's handsome too.

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by Anonymousreply 49April 20, 2021 12:14 AM

These are Nikes? I wonder how many Muslim slaves it took to sew them.

by Anonymousreply 50April 20, 2021 12:16 AM

Canadian hockey player Sidney Crosby has a huge butt too!

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by Anonymousreply 51April 20, 2021 12:30 AM

Is there a peek-a-boo line of those shorts that makes public presentation of hole easy and fun for Rafa?

by Anonymousreply 52April 20, 2021 12:36 AM

[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

How do you know he knows? How are you aware that he flaunts it?

by Anonymousreply 53April 20, 2021 12:37 AM

The 2 colors are gorgeous together. Like 80s fashion.

by Anonymousreply 54April 20, 2021 12:41 AM

Nadal’s ass is smaller than it used to be.

by Anonymousreply 55April 20, 2021 1:34 AM

Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.

by Anonymousreply 57April 20, 2021 1:40 AM

His upper body is like a normal guy’s, but his trunk is like a body builder’s. It’s almost surreal. What a wonder it would be to see him nude.

by Anonymousreply 58April 20, 2021 1:45 AM

r16 it seems rather masculinist

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by Anonymousreply 59April 20, 2021 1:47 AM

Why does pink equate gay ?

by Anonymousreply 60April 20, 2021 1:51 AM

[quote] Really? It looks bigger to me as he's gotten older.

Compare the pic at OP to this pic when he was younger:

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by Anonymousreply 62April 20, 2021 3:09 AM

[quote] Bulge noticeable?

Yes, but it wasn't very impressive.

by Anonymousreply 63April 20, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote] He knows he has a huge ass that men lust after, and he flaunts it.

How is this known?

by Anonymousreply 64April 20, 2021 3:47 AM

I just know he takes massive dumps. Tightly packed LOGS.

by Anonymousreply 65April 20, 2021 3:51 AM

He doesn't mind showing off his ASSets.

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by Anonymousreply 66April 20, 2021 12:22 PM

Can someone explain to me why tennis players make so much money from modeling/endorsing tennis clothes when not a lot of people play tennis? Or do people wear tennis clothes as casual wear?

by Anonymousreply 67April 20, 2021 12:37 PM

[quote] Rafa's an Autumn not a Summer.

I don’t get this. Someone please explain.

by Anonymousreply 68April 20, 2021 1:17 PM

Huh, R67? A LOT of people play tennis, and many of those people have significant disposable income, like golf.

by Anonymousreply 69April 20, 2021 1:32 PM

Those are terrible Photoshops, R66.

by Anonymousreply 70April 20, 2021 1:33 PM

I loved the way he would slide and the shorts would get caught high on his thighs. Just one side at a time.

I love a tan line peekaboo...

by Anonymousreply 71April 20, 2021 1:59 PM

You dont need to be rich to play tennis. Sure. It's a country club sport but there are decent to great courts in most cities and towns.

by Anonymousreply 72April 20, 2021 2:20 PM

I worship the legs he walks on...

by Anonymousreply 73April 20, 2021 2:28 PM

Rafa has always been one of the more fashion forward tennis guys. He ushered in the sleeveless look. And who can forget his playing in capri pants??

by Anonymousreply 75April 20, 2021 3:54 PM

Since Rafa is so fashionable, I wonder who dresses him?

by Anonymousreply 76April 20, 2021 4:01 PM

I'd love Rafa with a full beard and shaved head. His intense eyes would come out.

by Anonymousreply 77April 20, 2021 5:05 PM

Sorry, links are causing me grief.... once more:

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by Anonymousreply 79April 20, 2021 5:44 PM

[quote]depends which size he wears

He wears depends with those shorts?

by Anonymousreply 80April 20, 2021 5:49 PM

I'd love to see Stan in that shorts

by Anonymousreply 81April 20, 2021 5:57 PM

r43 I think he's cute and his sweet personality only enhances it

by Anonymousreply 82April 20, 2021 5:59 PM

Tch. Peasant. Amateur. Slag.

You should all be more awed by *my* prowess.

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by Anonymousreply 83April 20, 2021 7:45 PM

Better ass: Nadal or Thiem?

by Anonymousreply 84April 21, 2021 12:29 AM

They make more money as spokesmodels for luxury goods than for tennis togs.

by Anonymousreply 85April 21, 2021 12:31 AM

R84 Thiem has a great ass as well, but nobody's better than Rafa.

by Anonymousreply 86April 21, 2021 2:28 AM

Better ass: Nadal or Sidney Crosby?

by Anonymousreply 87April 21, 2021 2:49 AM

Rafa has a wonderful personality. He seems to care about his opponents.

by Anonymousreply 89April 21, 2021 3:34 AM

Rafa knows that his ass is famous.

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by Anonymousreply 90April 21, 2021 3:39 AM

Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.

by Anonymousreply 91April 21, 2021 3:40 AM

[quote] Justin Trudeau also has a booty-ful arse.

For a politician. It's not up to the level of that of an athlete like Rafa.

by Anonymousreply 92April 21, 2021 3:41 AM

Johnny mac has seen nadal naked in the locker room @ us open.

He's from spain, so probably not cut. No thank you.

He's sweet but ocd as fuck. Gotta call his mama 3 times at night. He's afraid of a lot of things.

by Anonymousreply 93April 21, 2021 4:20 AM

R93 most top-flight pro tennis players are sheltered neurotics. When you give up a normal life to eat, shit and breathe training/competition, that tends to happen. Same with figure skaters, gymnasts, any hugely famous or successful solo-sport Olympian...

Top-level team athletes don’t succumb so hard to this, as they have a group to balance them out and keep them grounded.

by Anonymousreply 94April 21, 2021 10:57 AM

I go to be every night envying that bitch Xisca for getting to dump a load in that ass.

by Anonymousreply 95April 21, 2021 11:22 AM

You don’t just accidentally end up with an ass like that.

by Anonymousreply 97April 21, 2021 12:52 PM

Anyone know why Fabio was defaulted in Barcelona?

by Anonymousreply 98April 21, 2021 5:48 PM

R98, from what I managed to piece together from different reports he was defaulted for swearing and denigrating a linesperson for calling a couple of foot faults on him. I think the words “de puta madre” were used for the linesperson (really smart to use Spanish when you’re playing in Barcelona) as well as cazzo this and cazzo that. He’d already been warned, but Christian Rask the chair ump wasn’t having any point penalty shit and went straight to default, apparently because of the very salty language and Fognini’s threatening demeanour.

by Anonymousreply 99April 21, 2021 8:58 PM

Good for Johnny Mac, whomever the fuck is he. I would like to see. Pics.

by Anonymousreply 100April 21, 2021 9:25 PM

And here he is showing the other asset. In shrinking water no less!

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by Anonymousreply 101April 22, 2021 12:30 AM

He’s clearly wanting attention. Gays love straight guys that do this shit.

by Anonymousreply 105January 30, 2022 3:12 PM

[quote]Rafael Nadal wore pink booty shorts to a tennis match and instantly broke gay Twitter

No he didn't.

by Anonymousreply 106January 30, 2022 3:36 PM

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